As a result of this ILX thread (where I compared Justin Theroux’s torso in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle…
… to the thorax of an arthropod), I tried in vain to remember why it was that, immediately following the release of Mulholland Drive, I considered the avatar of scenester scum to be something like a guilty secret celeb crush. A quick perusal of his photo gallery at the IMDB set my mind at ease about my reservations. He’s as close to a blank slate as imaginably possible. Every last picture revealed his uncanny ability to imitate someone else (someone with actual character) to little avail. He should be hotter than any of the pods he inhabits, but in the end he only conveys infuriating failure.
Failed Colin Ferrell:
Failed Henry Rollins:
Failed Johnny Knoxville:
Failed Ewen McGregor:
Failed Rupert Everett:
Failed Robbie Williams:
Failed Crazy Horse Monument:
